I have weird dreams. I always have.
When I was five, I had a dream that a giant macaroni noodle monster with purple spots was chasing me around the mall at Christmastime. It eventually followed me back to my house, jumped out at me, and I woke up screaming.
A few years ago, I dreamt that my high school class took a field trip to a train amusement park. All the rides were trains, you moved around the park on a train, you stayed in a train, it was kind of neat. Then I woke up and completely forgot about the dream. Until about a year later, that is, when I dreamt I was showing my best friend around the same train amusement park and telling her all about my high school trip to that same place. That was strange. How did my subconscious remember what my conscious mind had forgotten?
What really weirds me out is when I can feel what’s happening to me in my dreams. For example, I’ve had several dreams about tornadoes. Even though I’ve never experienced a tornado personally, I can always feel the pressure in my head and my ears whenever one is around in my dreams. Another time, I dreamt I was shot in the back and I could actually feel my lungs filling up with blood. I’m not sure what was going on there. Just the other night, I dreamt that I was dying of cancer (probably because I’d been up late rereading The Fault in Our Stars). Death, in that dream, was actually a very peaceful process. Hazy and grey and relaxing. I could feel my loved ones around me and I remember whispering, “Wait for me.”
Last night was probably one of my weirdest dreams of all. It started off in the house of someone I’d known in college. Then there were dinosaurs. Then aliens. Then an escaped serial killer. Then a satanic ritualist. Then zombies. It was pretty much everything that scares me in one horrifying dream. On top of all of that, I had no idea where my camera was. Then, at one point I had to search all over for something to kill zombies with because they were marching down the street, and the best I could come up with was a bowling ball. I don’t think I’m what you’d call Zombie Apocalypse Material.
One day, I think I’m just going to sit down and rewrite every dream I can remember. There’d be a lot. I can’t tell you about the scariest dream I’ve ever had, because I actually managed to rewrite it into Between Worlds, but after it’s released, I’ll be able to tell you. It’s one that I’m certain I will never forget.
What’s been your weirdest or creepiest dream?