I have weird dreams.  I always have.

When I was five, I had a dream that a giant macaroni noodle monster with purple spots was chasing me around the mall at Christmastime.  It eventually followed me back to my house, jumped out at me, and I woke up screaming.

A few years ago, I dreamt that my high school class took a field trip to a train amusement park.  All the rides were trains, you moved around the park on a train, you stayed in a train, it was kind of neat.  Then I woke up and completely forgot about the dream.  Until about a year later, that is, when I dreamt I was showing my best friend around the same train amusement park and telling her all about my high school trip to that same place.  That was strange.  How did my subconscious remember what my conscious mind had forgotten?

What really weirds me out is when I can feel what’s happening to me in my dreams.  For example, I’ve had several dreams about tornadoes.  Even though I’ve never experienced a tornado personally, I can always feel the pressure in my head and my ears whenever one is around in my dreams.  Another time, I dreamt I was shot in the back and I could actually feel my lungs filling up with blood.  I’m not sure what was going on there.  Just the other night, I dreamt that I was dying of cancer (probably because I’d been up late rereading The Fault in Our Stars).  Death, in that dream, was actually a very peaceful process.  Hazy and grey and relaxing.  I could feel my loved ones around me and I remember whispering, “Wait for me.”

Last night was probably one of my weirdest dreams of all.  It started off in the house of someone I’d known in college.  Then there were dinosaurs.  Then aliens.  Then an escaped serial killer.  Then a satanic ritualist.  Then zombies.  It was pretty much everything that scares me in one horrifying dream.  On top of all of that, I had no idea where my camera was.  Then, at one point I had to search all over for something to kill zombies with because they were marching down the street, and the best I could come up with was a bowling ball.  I don’t think I’m what you’d call Zombie Apocalypse Material.

One day, I think I’m just going to sit down and rewrite every dream I can remember.  There’d be a lot.  I can’t tell you about the scariest dream I’ve ever had, because I actually managed to rewrite it into Between Worlds, but after it’s released, I’ll be able to tell you.  It’s one that I’m certain I will never forget.

What’s been your weirdest or creepiest dream?


19 thoughts on “Dreams

  1. I have had a lot of weird dreams…and they usually happen. And I also dream a lot about love, does haven’t happened yet lol

  2. For years, I had a recurring dream in which I’d be vacuuming the living room of my childhood home. The vacuum would take on a life of its own and start pulling me down a dark cave lit by the sort of street lanterns you’d see in 1800s London. There was no transition in the dream between the house and the cave. The change was instantaneous. One minute I’d be in the living room; the next I was hurtling down a dark void. Very strange.

  3. Glad to know that I am not the only one having a weird dream. Haha. 🙂
    Dreams are really mysterious. And I envy you for remembering your dreams because I can’t even retell the weirdest and scariest dream I had. It all stayed on my subconscious being. Darn it!

    • Last night wasn’t so bad. I dreamt I was on an adventure trying to solve a mystery. I was with my friends and we started out in a tattoo parlor and ended up in this creepy brainwashing video store/theater. It turned out the bad guy had fallen victim to his own brainwashing scheme!

  4. I have lots of strange dreams also. Some I don’t remember. Some I wish I didn’t. And then there are the one I turn into books. Dreams are truly amazing…
    My weirdest dream in involves pale children wearing red shirts and blue pants. :/

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