Yesterday was very busy and today is going to be very busy, but I do not want to ignore my blog for two days straight. I really don’t have very much to say, so I thought I’d tell a story instead. It’s a short story, but it’s one that makes me laugh every time. I was not there to experience it. My friend told it to me.
Basically, she knew this guy. I don’t remember his name, so let’s just call him Doug. Doug was having a terrible day, and he was telling everyone about his terrible day. Just as he was listing off every terrible thing that had happened to him, “I failed this test and then I spilled my lunch and then my girlfriend broke up with me…” a bee flew up his shorts and stung him on the butt.
I’m not sure what the moral of this story is, but I do feel very sorry for Doug, whoever he is. I hope his life has vastly improved since that fateful bee sting.