Wow, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? I’m sorry. That was a semi-conscious decision. There’s just been so much negativity in our world and on TV and on social media and emotions have been running so high that, for my own sanity, I had to take a step back.
January was a pretty big month. I turned 29. I got some work done. I’m in the middle of writing the fourth Boy Band book called Spotlight. And I’m working on a new standalone book as well! And let me tell you, I’m having so much fun.
I’ve also seen a few wonderful movies in the past few months. The first of which was Moana. I love Disney. I love the ocean. Naturally, I loved Moana. But God, that movie made me bawl. I’m not kidding you. I was weeping. The last Disney movie to make me cry like that was The Lion King.
Then there was Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.
Oh my God.
I didn’t write a review for this movie because I literally have nothing to say other than it’s perfect. Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them is a perfect movie. Everything about it is perfect. Everything.
Newt is perfect.
The Niffler is perfect.
The score is perfect.
The costumes are perfect.
The magic is perfect.
Colin Farrell is perfect.
The subtle Harry Potter references are perfect.
Jakweenie is perfect.
PERFECT MOVIE IS PERFECT.
I could go on forever about how much I love this movie and the cast and the fact that it’s so much better than the eight Harry Potter movies (not books) and all my fan conspiracy theories and my borderline unhealthy love for Colin Farrell… But I’ll spare you. Just know that I have never been more blissfully enraptured by a movie before and I doubt I will be again.
Well, at least until the second installment.
All that being said, I do have a new movie review for you, one in which I am not quite so emotionally invested as Disney or Harry Potter.
I’ve been wanting to see The Space Between Us since I first saw the trailer. It looked exactly like my kind of sci-fi movie: a sappy teenage flick with a love story and a road trip. The reviews weren’t exactly love letters. Several critics pointed out that the science, the physics, the math, the technology was all ludicrous. It could never work. But you know what? As a writer and as a movie-goer, I don’t go to see movies for their mathematical or scientific accuracy. I go to be entertained. I go for a story. And come on. It’s fiction. I know this kid didn’t actually grow up on Mars. I know I have to suspend belief for a while if I’m going to go see a movie like this. Besides, as a person with a very, very basic understanding of physics and space travel and technology and what-not… I’m not going to know the difference.
I mean, my grandfather probably would have known the difference. But I bet he also would have thought it was a cute story. So whatever.
However, after reading all the negative reviews, I’ll admit that I second-guessed my eagerness to see the movie. But then I read a review that called it “Nicholas Sparks type garbage” and I knew then that I would enjoy it. For those of you who don’t know me, Nicholas Sparks type garbage is totally my kind of garbage.
So, without further ado…
Thoughts on The Space Between Us
- You couldn’t pay me enough to go into space.
- Of course they’d call this colony in the middle of dusty nowhere East Texas.
- Why is Gary Oldman kind of hot as an old space geek?
- He wasn’t even hot as Sirius Black. And Sirius Black is supposed to be hot.
- Okay, I’m glad this kid grew up with other people. For some reason, I was really concerned that he grew up on Mars alone.
- Ugh Britt Robertson. I can’t stand her. I don’t know why. I’m sure she’s a lovely person. But as an actress, she’s like the human embodiment of nails on a chalkboard to me.
- Also, she was born in 1990 and she’s playing a 17-year-old.
- Oh look, she’s playing a song she wrote on the piano to show us how deep and vulnerable she is.
- Gag me.
- Gardener going through his post-puberty-rebellious stage on Mars.
- BD Wong, why aren’t you taking care of your dinosaurs?
- Somehow, surrogate space mom persuades BD Wong that bringing this kid back to Earth is a good idea despite his enlarged heart and brittle bones.
- I’m actually really happy that Gardener gets to go to Earth but I’m already stressed out because I’ve seen the previews and I know his heart isn’t going to survive.
- Stressful Martian kids.
- Okay, Gardener is actually adorable. Talking with that old homeless guy. He’s so awkward and sweet. I love him.
- That guy on the bus is pretty much everyone in the entire world when strangers attempt to strike up conversations.
- Gardener walking awkwardly into school. God, he’s so cute.
- Ugh, Britt Robertson, you’re such a little brat.
- Tulsa. What kind of a weird name is Tulsa? I don’t even care that that’s the city she was abandoned in or whatever. Sadly, I don’t even care that she was abandoned because she’s just that annoying.
- Gardener walking into class and being adorable. Can’t we just have a whole movie of him being awkward? It would be much better without Tulsa’s tragic backstory. Maybe I’d feel more sorry for her if the beautiful foster daughter who seems edgy on the outside but is actually loving with a beautiful spirit on the inside wasn’t SO overdone. And often, so poorly executed.
- Okay, I know I said that I was going to suspend disbelief going into this movie, but that was for the Mars stuff. I don’t, for one second, believe this chick knows how to fly an old crop-duster plane. No way.
- Oh yeah, teenagers survive small aircraft crashes all the time.
- Wow, these kids get away with a LOT of grand theft auto.
- Tulsa sure does put up with a lot of weird from a boy she technically just met. I mean, I know they’ve been Skype buddies for a while. But still.
- Oh my God, Gardener’s reaction to seeing the horse is so cute. I just want a whole movie of this.
- Ugh, Tulsa’s back at the piano again. Writers, take note. There are far less cheesy ways to communicate that a character is deep and beautiful and sees the world in a different way and blah, blah, blah.
- Gardener’s health is still stressing me out.
- I love this song by James Bay. “Need the Sun to Break.” It’s one of my new favorites.
- Okay, I think we all knew that ending was coming.
- I’m happy Gary Oldman got his dream. I don’t know why anyone would want to live on Mars though. It really doesn’t seem all that great. Just a lot of red dust.
- It would be fun to weigh less though.
Overall, The Space Between Us is a really cute movie. I’d definitely see it again. Don’t let the critics discourage you. Of course, it’s no Fantastic Beasts, but let’s be honest, what is?